Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel aired a sketch with an actor portraying Jesus Christ delivering quotes from Republican presidential candidates. See video above.
In the bit, Jesus quotes Rubio, Christie, Trump, and Cruz and of the four, Donald, arguably the least religious of the group, is quoted four times:
“You don’t lock your doors because you hate people on the outside. You lock the doors because you love the people on the inside.” – Marco Rubio
“We need appropriate vetting, and I don’t think orphans under five are being––you know, you should be admitted into the United States at this point.” – Chris Christie
“you don’t stop bad guys by taking away our guns, you stop bad guys by using our guns.” – Ted Cruz
“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!” – Donald Trump
“I would bomb the sh*t out of them!” – Donald Trump
“When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families! They care about their lives, don’t kid yourselves. They say they don’t care about their lives. But you have to take out their families.” – Donald Trump
“I’ll take the votes of everyone who loves machine guns and bacon!” – Ted Cruz
“I will build a wall! It will be a great wall!” – Donald Trump
Sadly, Kimmel would never dare to do a version where Jesus quotes the Democrats on things like calling the killing of the unborn a right given by God via the Constitution to be funded by taxpayers all while the facilitators sell the baby parts for profit. Oh, the laughs.
Better yet, let's see if Kimmel does a version where the Prophet Muhammad is featured.
He could even quote Hillary or Bernie and their belief that women in America still aren't given an equal shake in today's society.
Let us hold our breath.