Out with "Black History Month" and in with "Women's History Month." Come June, we'll be throwing out the rainbow carpets to welcome "Gay Pride Month." Soon, every month of the year will be dedicated to an SJW cause.

Being that it's "Women's History Month," that pretty much means the Left will only be celebrating 20th-century radical feminists. Prominent historical figures like the Virgin Mary, the litany of female saints from St. Catherine of Siena to St. Mother Theresa, prominent pro-life activists, and the first woman to run a successful presidential campaign will all have to take a backseat to the likes of Betty Friedan, Gloria Steinem, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Simone de Beauvoir, Margaret Sanger, and the many nameless faces in "The Resistance." Here's how lefties have already begun to celebrate on Twitter:

Rather than wave our fists and let the Left continue in their delusion of having a monopoly on all women, here's how conservatives should celebrate "Women's History Month."

Or you can be like me: