On Thursday, Campus Reform uploaded a video to YouTube in which Cabot Phillips speaks with Brown University students about the so-called "Pocahontas policy," an initiative that would allegedly allow students to "self-identify" as people of color.

As one might expect, the students offer a variety of sigh-worthy answers. To give you a taste of the ridiculousness, here’s just one of the numerous cringe-inducing exchanges from the video:

PHILLIPS: Is racial identity something that is fluid over someone's life?

STUDENT #2: Um...[long pause followed by confused sigh].

Watch the entire video if you want to laugh . . . or cry . . . or become angry: