On Thursday, Paris police shot a man of Unspecified Religious Preference™ coincidentally shouting “Allahu Akhbar” as he attempted to attack a police station with a knife while wearing a fake bomb vest. On New Year’s Eve, thousands of Muslims across Germany sexually assaulted women; many of the offenders now claim they are Syrian refugees.

2016 Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump tweeted:

And the left lost whatever is left of its collective mind. Why, you ask? Because they think that Trump was implying that Paris is inside Germany.

Within minutes, “Paris is in Germany” began trending #1 worldwide on Twitter.

No, you morons. Periods declare the end of sentences.

For purposes of rectifying your basic educational deficiencies, we at The Daily Wire present the following educational excerpt from Jane Straus' The Blue Book of Grammar and Education:

Use a period at the end of a complete sentence that is a statement.

Obviously, Trump was listing all of the problems created by mass Muslim immigration – immigration he has pledged to end until proper vetting of immigrants can be conducted. Among those instances, he listed Paris as well as Germany. If Twitter allowed more than 140 characters, he would presumably have added the sex crime wave in Rotherham, the anti-Jew attack epidemic in Malmo, and other instances of Islamic immigration effects on Western civilization.

But no – now we’re going to get the left’s updated version of Sarah Palin’s never-said “I can see Russia from my house.” That in spite of the fact that more Democrats than Republicans think Agrabah is a real place requiring protection from Western militarism, and their beloved Messiah believes there are 57 states.

The left reeks of anti-Donald desperation. Trump makes lots of campaign mistakes. This wasn’t one of them.