Look, we're not going to beat around the bush here. This is the dumbest tweet ever posted on Twitter.
In case you missed the story, 11-year-old Frank "FX" Giaccio wrote a letter to President Trump offering to mow the Rose Garden for him. He told Trump, "I'd like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for."
Trump, a rather successful businessman, invited Frank to drop by on Friday, meet the White House groundskeepers, and get out there with a mower. Frank, wearing work gloves and safety glasses, banged out the job in no time like a pro, drawing praise from the President.
"We're lucky," Trump said. "That's the real future of the country."
The understated Frank said: "It's probably the biggest day of my life so far."
The White House put out a wonderful little video on the day.
But we knew — knew, deep down in our bones — that liberals would find a way to nitpick even THIS, a wonderful story of a young entrepreneur catching the eye of the most powerful man in the world and being invited to the White House.
So, I tweeted out a bunch of made up reactions from liberals — and darned if I didn't nail this one right on the head.
Greenhouse (as in gases) went on to tweet several more times, saying the "American Academy of Pediatrics says no one under 12 shud use power mower" and "People who don't think about child labor or job safety don't realize that young kids & mowers aren't a great fit."
Other Twitterers let him have it with both barrels.