On Friday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, whose Botox has apparently not only frozen her skin in place but also the synapses in her brain allowing her to connect thoughts, sounded like a robot gone wrong as she attacked President trump.

Pelosi slammed the “actions of the Trump administration as relation — related to the rule of the law,” continuing, “The Trump administration and the Trump family have pa— eagerly ex— uh, intended to collude with a hostile foreign policy (sic).”

More: “Members of Congress take a sa— sacred oath.”

And more egregiously, “What do the Russians have politically, financially, uh, uh, or — and any — personally on Donald Trump that he fawns over Putin, uh, questions sanctions, uh —”

Yet again, “Uh — is — reckless when it comes to Article V.”

Then, this: “Today we are announcing a new coo-nated effort to force votes to get answers for the American people.”

And this: “We will force Republicans to take votes on the record to continue, uh, from, from hiding the facts from the American people.”

Finally: “House Republicans will have to ask for their actions and one of the questions they will have — some of the questions they will have to answer will be posed by our colleagues …”

Finished with her performance, Pelosi introduced someone whose verbal dexterity has been demonstrated here, here, and here: Congresswoman Maxine Waters.

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