In one of the more stupid tweets ever issued, leftist magazine Jacobin tried to depict the ridiculous sight of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and his family lolling on a beach all alone while it had been closed to the public as the result of “Capitalism.” Island Beach State Park was closed for the holiday weekend because of the government shutdown, but somehow Christie and his family were there:

Uh, no.

The idea that Christie was on the beach because of capitalism rather than government, that the benefit of his position as governor had nothing to do with it, was and is hilarious, as was noted by those who responded on Twitter, who mocked the magazine for its imbecility: