You Won't Believe What Lena Dunham Is Blaming Her Weight Loss On. Okay, Maybe You Will.

Ever since Hillary Clinton was passed over for coronation on November 8, her number one fan, Lena Dunham, has publicly spiraled out of control. The Girls creator even dropped some pounds, which she is now blaming on "American misogyny" and Republican-backed cuts to abortion mill Planned Parenthood.

To clarify, the thought of less babies being ripped apart and murdered in the womb on top of ambiguous "American misogyny" is so disturbing to Dunham that she's unable to eat and subsequently losing weight.

Wow, it's hard to imagine just how many Feminist Cool Points Dunham raked up for that one.

On Sunday, the feminist icon posted to Instagram all the real reasons for her weight loss after Us Weekly posted a photo of a slimmed-down Dunham next to a list of "diet tips."

“I have no tips I give no tips I don’t want to be on this cover because it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve fought my whole career,” wrote the actress. “It’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an achievement thanks."

Dunham's actual weight loss was reportedly due to her actually working out for once; she's rumored to be seeing the same personal trainer as Gwyneth Paltrow. But since Dunham has to blame The Patriarchy for everything, she turned the weight loss into a negative and blamed sexism, of course.

“An election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny. Watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains," said Dunham's post.

“Worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t," she added.

The Hillary sycophant also blamed the liberal media: “Realizing that even the liberal media wants those clicks no matter what," she wrote.

Read the rest of Dunham complaints, below:

20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety disorder * 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus * 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains 8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency * 17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected] 18. keeping your back arched against the wind 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition

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