Following the debacle surrounding a United Airlines passenger being dragged off a flight because the company overbooked, Twitter users have risen to the occasion with #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos.

To save you the hassle of scrolling endlessly through mediocre jokes, here are the funniest #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos tweets we could find:

Even Jimmy Kimmel cashed in on the trend:

There you have it. Better book quickly, though - rumor has it that United may begin charging a $25 fee for any future beatings.