Feminist magazine Variety has announced their "Lifetime Impact" recipients for next month's "Power of Women" luncheon in New York. Former First Daughter and Woke Twitter Account manager Chelsea Clinton has been slotted for the award, because of course she was.
Chelsea, along with five other females, "have been selected as Variety‘s Lifetime Impact Honorees for their humanitarian work," notes Variety. "Each of the recipients will be featured on a cover of the magazine’s upcoming issue, which hits stands on April 18." The award is given in coordination with Lifetime TV.
The daughter of two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton will be honored for her role as vice chair of the wildly corrupt, pay-for-play Clinton Foundation. Just think of all those corrupt leftists and sketchy regimes she's helped. A true hero.
Chelsea will also "be honored for her work with Alliance for a Healthier Generation, which empowers kids to develop lifelong healthy habits."
And the former First Daughter is in good company: Among the other women being honored for "humanitarian good" is actress Jessica Chastain, for her work advocating for scandal-ridden abortion mill Planned Parenthood.
Hey, if a girl can't get recognized for helping to get babies' skulls crushed and their limbs dismembered, what can she get recognized for?
Some of the other women attending the luncheon have actually contributed to society, such as actress Blake Lively for her work at Child Rescue Coalition, which targets and tracks pedophiles worldwide, and actress Audra McDonald for dedicating time to helping youths in poverty.
The luncheon is scheduled for April 21. An expected 400 feminists will be in attendance; or, what Hell looks like.
Correction: This post has been updated to reflect that the award was given in conjunction with Lifetime TV, which is the source of the name for the award.