In these post-election glory days which will be written about in the sacred scrolls as "Leftist Armageddon," let us, as the prophet Andrew Klavan proclaims, drink their sweet sweet tears of impotent elitist rage while they kick and scream into their gluten-free pillows once again unwilling to accept reality when it's forced upon them. #NotMyPresident #OhButHeIsThough
The internet has once again provided a hilarious mash-up of liberals confidently declaring Trump a no-go for president right up until that Super Bowl comeback moment called Election Night 2016. Click below for the smile inducing ride:
In the video, host John Oliver begs Trump to run. "Do it, do it. Look at me, do it," pleads Oliver. "I wil personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country which does not want you to be president but which badly wants you to run."
Cut to Ann Coulter being laughed at by Bill Maher and his audience for her Trump win prediction. Then president Obama chimes in with his Trump jab on Kimmel where he says, "At least I will go down as president," and then mic-drops his cell phone.
Then pollster Nate Silver's 50 to 38 Hillary win prediction with a few more news bits thrown in. And finally to Stephen Colbert who tells Trump, "You're not going to be president, alright. It's been fun. It's been great, but come on, buddy."
Each clip sweeter than the last, until it crescendos into Wolf Blitzer on the Clinton News Network reading off Trump's win in each state as the numbers roll in. Pure joy.
Then Trump closes it out perfectly with, "Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business."
Exit thought beautifully executed by Hillary Clinton, who will never ever ever ever be Commander and Chief: