Porn Stars Offering Sexual Favors to Anyone Who Votes Against Trump

In late October, 58-year-old Madonna horrified the masses by offering to give a "blowjob" to all those who cast their ballot for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, (because feminism). This quid pro quo has unsurprisingly infected the porn industry, too: Porn stars and Hillary-backers Angelina Castro and Maggie Green are now offering up their, uh, services for anyone who votes against Republican nominee Donald Trump, or, as they call him, "the orange clown."

Yup, political prostitution is apparently the "it" thing among Hillary supporters.

As the case with Madonna, the choice of sexual favor is seemingly in honor of Hillary's lovely husband, rape-accused former President Bill Clinton, who has an apparent affinity for such things. In the Oval Office. While Serving.

Angelina Castro

Maggie Green

The two Hillary-backers even put together a promotional YouTube video to get the word out about their promised sex acts in exchange for de facto Hillary support.

"I don't think it's any secret that Angelina and I hate Donald Trump. I mean, the man doesn't like 'nasty women,' and he wants to deport all those sexy, fiery Latinas? We can't have that!" says Green.

"So here's what we're gonna do: If Donald Trump loses on election day, Angelina and I are going to give all of you BJs!" she enthusiastically adds.

“It’s very simple,” chimes in Castro, “all you have to do is vote against the orange clown. No brainer.”

"Angelina and I will deliver on our promise," states Green.

Here are the rules you must adhere to in order to "collect" your blowjob from the porn stars:

To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.

My advice? Don't blow it. Vote Trump.

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