Bill Nye’s hackery is showing again.
Airing on his new Netflix special called Bill Nye Saves The World, the Not A Scientist Guy and hero of the Left, featured the world’s most insane, anti-science segment about sexuality and gender performed by a sitcom actress, a profession, of course, filled with people famous for their extensive knowledge of biology.
The performance by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend actress Rachel Bloom was given a glowing endorsement by Nye, who introduced the song(?) as “very special.” Within the performance, Bloom suggests that sex and gender are on a “spectrum” and that her “sex junk” is “much more than either or,” meaning it’s non-binary.
So. Much. Science.
“My vagina has its own voice / Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice / Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina,” she sings. Charming.
Then there are these super-scientific lines: “Versatile love may have some butt stuff / It’s evolution, ain’t nothing new / There’s nothing taboo about a sex stew.”
In effect, whatever was left of the manmade climate change zealot’s credibility was officially wiped out, unlike our Antarctic ice sheets. Of course, there wasn’t too much credibility left to demolish; this is a guy who once suggested climate change dissent be criminalized and said poignantly “many, many, many, many more hundreds of eggs are fertilized than become humans.”
There really are no words suitable to describe the unhinged absurdity of the segment, so here’s the video with full lyrics for you to witness for yourself. (My sincere apologies for the awfulness in advance.)
See the full lyrics of the performance below:
This world of ours is full of choice
But must I choose between only John or Joyce?
Are my options only hard or moist?
My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice
Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina
Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does that
‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
Power bottom or power top
Versatile love may have some butt stuff
It’s evolution, ain’t nothing new
There’s nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu
French treasure
‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
If they’re alive I’ll date ’em
Channing or Jenna Tatum
I’m down for anything
Don’t box in my box
Give someone new a handy
Then give yourself props
(Male voice: Oh you think you’re so smart, did you learn gay in college?)
Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge
Sexuality’s a spectrum
Everyone is on it
Even you might like it if you sit up on it
Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right
You’re tall pansexual, flirty wood sprite
Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?
(Male voice: With a sad clown Skyping via satellite?)
Damn skippy, home slice,
Sing it with me all night
Sex how you want it, it’s your goddamn right
‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or
Get off your soapbox
Get off your soapbox
My sex junk’s better than bagels with lox
With lots of schmear
I know this doesn’t have to be said, but stuff like this is why Trump won.
This article has been revised for clarity.