Yup, Donald Trump is acting childish again. After his blowout loss in Wisconsin to Ted Cruz, Trump’s campaign offered a statement comprised of the usual puerile components:

Whining: “Lyin’ Ted Cruz had the Governor of Wisconsin, many conservative talk radio show hosts, and the entire party apparatus behind him.”

Poor widdle Donald had to fight aww awone.

Lying: (of Cruz) “Not only was he propelled by the anti-Trump Super PAC’s spending countless millions of dollars on false advertising against Mr. Trump, but he was coordinating `with his own Super PAC’s (which is illegal) who totally control him.”

Please submit any evidence you have for your assertion, Lyin’ Donald.

Paranoia: “Ted Cruz is worse than a puppet— he is a Trojan horse, being used by the party bosses attempting to steal the nomination from Mr. Trump.”

That’s rich, since Cruz was easily the most anti-establishment candidate the Senate has ever offered for president.

Braggadocio: “We have total confidence that Mr. Trump will go on to win in New York, where he holds a substantial lead in all the polls, and beyond.”

New York, most likely. “And beyond?” We will see.

Fantasy: “Mr. Trump is the only candidate who can secure the delegates needed to win the Republican nomination and ultimately defeat Hillary Clinton, or whomever is the Democratic nominee, in order to Make America Great Again.”

Trump is losing big to Hillary Clinton in every poll. It must be nice to live in an alternate reality you construct with all your money.

Trump needs a time-out in the corner. And then maybe, just maybe, he can be admitted back to the kids’ table.