No group has contributed more to this cesspool we now call "Western Culture" than modern third-wave feminists: the Gloria Steinems, the Betty Friedans, the Margaret Sangers, and the Simone De Beauvoirs.

Though we ragingly shake the steering wheel as cavalcades of Black Lives Matter protesters clog our morning commutes on the 405 freeway and occasionally shield our eyes from the naked PETA activist laying on a Manhattan sidewalk, their behavior personally affects us only insofar as it corresponds to the reach of their individual members.

When it comes to the wrath of feminists, no such shield exists. Unlike the groups above, feminists hit us at our most vulnerable spots: our wives, our husbands, our children, our bedrooms and our houses of worship. Simply put, feminists get personal. Not only do they seek to brainwash our daughters into becoming promiscuous she-wolves who think waving "My P–ssy, My Choice" signs at an Amber Rose "SlutWalk" is a great way to spend the weekend, they also conspire to mutate every man into a sniveling pajama boy.

Wherever they go, they impugn without mercy. Like vampires, they suck their prey dry of organic life until all that remains is a hollowed out shell of something that resembles its former self.

Feminists. Ruin. Everything.

Not just some things, or a few things, or even a lot of things, but everything. Since I can't list everything, because it's EVERYTHING, I will list below only some things. Here are just a few to get you thinking:

FEMINISTS RUIN CHRISTIANITY

FEMINISTS RUIN HATS

FEMINISTS RUIN MAKEUP

Below is an actual makeup brand brought to you by the company "Lipslut":

FEMINISTS RUIN ART

FEMINISTS RUIN POLITICS

FEMINISTS RUIN COMEDY

FEMINISTS RUIN DANCING

This actually took place at a Women's Rally:

FEMINISTS RUIN CANADA

FEMINISTS RUINED GLOW

GLOW, as in the Netflix show about Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. I wrote a whole article about that here.

FEMINISTS RUINED THIS LITTLE GIRL’S PRINCESS BOOK

FEMINISTS RUINED EMMA WATSON

FEMINISTS RUINED JENNIFER LAWRENCE

FEMINISTS RUINED THESE SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS

FEMINISTS RUIN ESPN

Below is a screenshot of feminist poetry that ESPN actually featured on their site:

FEMINISTS RUINED GHOSTBUSTERS

FEMINISTS RUIN COLORING BOOKS

This is an actual Ruth Bader Ginsburg themed coloring book for kids.

FEMINISTS RUIN HAUNTED HOUSES

FEMINISTS RUIN OSCAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES