No group has contributed more to this cesspool we now call "Western Culture" than modern third-wave feminists: the Gloria Steinems, the Betty Friedans, the Margaret Sangers, and the Simone De Beauvoirs.
Though we ragingly shake the steering wheel as cavalcades of Black Lives Matter protesters clog our morning commutes on the 405 freeway and occasionally shield our eyes from the naked PETA activist laying on a Manhattan sidewalk, their behavior personally affects us only insofar as it corresponds to the reach of their individual members.
When it comes to the wrath of feminists, no such shield exists. Unlike the groups above, feminists hit us at our most vulnerable spots: our wives, our husbands, our children, our bedrooms and our houses of worship. Simply put, feminists get personal. Not only do they seek to brainwash our daughters into becoming promiscuous she-wolves who think waving "My P–ssy, My Choice" signs at an Amber Rose "SlutWalk" is a great way to spend the weekend, they also conspire to mutate every man into a sniveling pajama boy.
Wherever they go, they impugn without mercy. Like vampires, they suck their prey dry of organic life until all that remains is a hollowed out shell of something that resembles its former self.
Feminists. Ruin. Everything.
Not just some things, or a few things, or even a lot of things, but everything. Since I can't list everything, because it's EVERYTHING, I will list below only some things. Here are just a few to get you thinking:
FEMINISTS RUIN CHRISTIANITY
FEMINISTS RUIN HATS
FEMINISTS RUIN MAKEUP
Below is an actual makeup brand brought to you by the company "Lipslut":
FEMINISTS RUIN ART
FEMINISTS RUIN POLITICS
FEMINISTS RUIN COMEDY
FEMINISTS RUIN DANCING
This actually took place at a Women's Rally:
FEMINISTS RUIN CANADA
FEMINISTS RUINED GLOW
GLOW, as in the Netflix show about Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. I wrote a whole article about that here.
FEMINISTS RUINED EMMA WATSON
FEMINISTS RUINED JENNIFER LAWRENCE
FEMINISTS RUINED THESE SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
FEMINISTS RUIN ESPN
Below is a screenshot of feminist poetry that ESPN actually featured on their site:
FEMINISTS RUINED GHOSTBUSTERS
This is an actual Ruth Bader Ginsburg themed coloring book for kids.
FEMINISTS RUIN HAUNTED HOUSES
FEMINISTS RUIN OSCAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES