Twitter Trolls United With Hilarious #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Following the debacle surrounding a United Airlines passenger being dragged off a flight because the company overbooked, Twitter users have risen to the occasion with #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos.
To save you the hassle of scrolling endlessly through mediocre jokes, here are the funniest #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos tweets we could find:
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos May the odds be ever in your favor.— Rue2017 (@RueWildflower) April 11, 2017
"Before Purchasing Your Ticket, Be Sure to Indicate Your Weight Class"#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) April 11, 2017
Board as doctors, leave as patients #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Osama Nadeem (@osamanadeem) April 11, 2017
Fly United, where your TSA patdown is the fun part. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Gayton Gomez (@gaytongomez) April 11, 2017
Now Offering One Free Carry Off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Robert Quinn (@trumanquinn) April 11, 2017
"You are now free to be smacked around the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jack Nash (@jumpinjacknash) April 11, 2017
Even Jimmy Kimmel cashed in on the trend:
There you have it. Better book quickly, though - rumor has it that United may begin charging a $25 fee for any future beatings.