Troll Level 100: Blank Book Called 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats' Becomes Amazon Bestseller

Daily Wire Cultural Correspondent Michael Knowles took on his most challenging task to date: compiling all the reasons one should vote for the party of the KKK, Margaret Sanger, slavery and economic illiteracy—also known as the Democrat Party. That challenge, in typical Knowles fashion, was met, and Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide was born. 

The book, reflective of the hours upon hours of research Knowles dug into the Democrat Party, is fittingly blank; save chapter titles like "Values," "Civil Rights" and "Economics."

Yes, blank. 

The book soon became available on Amazon and sold like wildfire. It's currently Amazon's bestselling book in their "political humor" genre. In fact, out of 2.6 million books on Amazon, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is selling better than all but 6 of them.

This is not a joke. But it is Troll Level 100. 

The book has Democrats all over raving about the hard-hitting, in-depth analysis.

150-year-old Vermont senator Bernie Sanders said the book ranked "in the top 1/10th of one percent" of the greatest books of all time, before noting that the chapter on economics was "far more confusing" than any math he has even encountered. 

Former House Speaker and Botox extraordinaire Nancy Pelosi said the book was so enticing that she even broke her rule of abstaining from reading anything until after it's passed by Congress.

"The chapter on values really hit home," said Pelosi. 

Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton bemoaned the book selling roughly 9384589393 times more copies than her book, Stronger Together, but nonetheless said she'd recommend Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide because "it was written by a millennial and I'm hip and cool like a millennial, too."

Hillary then broke out in the "Whip/Nae Nae" dance. It was weird. 

Conservative icon and New York Times bestselling author Ben Shapiro also gave a ringing endorsement of Knowles' read, calling it "thorough."

As one satisfied Amazon customer perfectly summed it up, this masterpiece is "a must read for all Americans. And liberals, too."

Order your copy here, and watch Knowles explain the most important read of our generation below: 

* THIS STORY IS BEING UPDATED TO REFLECT THE CURRENT CHART POSITION AS SALES OF THE BOOK INCREASE. 

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